2 hours ago
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basedheisenberg:

clearlywrong:

not-fun:

cyllage:

zerostatereflex:

Hexapod Robot

i want to watch it fight something

WHOA I WANT LIKE TEN

just reblogging to raise awareness about our inevitable demise at the hands of sentient bloodthirsty machines

Or we’re watching the birth of our inevitable future robot pets.

2 hours ago
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  • High-School Teachers:You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student:I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor:lol same.
  • 4 hours ago
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    christineluong:

    Apologies for inaccuracies. I tried.

    5 hours ago
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    zeelaonmars:

    scalestails:

    are u fucking kidding me

    octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

    6 hours ago
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    best-of-imgur:

    I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.
    http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

    6 hours ago
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    alcoholicgifts:

    ecofrat:

    me gettin stabbed as usual

    "lol what can you do"

    7 hours ago
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    insertcoolpunhere:

    So I was looking up Norse names and

    image

    14 hours ago
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    14 hours ago
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    eudaemaniacal:

    crownofbirds:

    tiny-creatures:

    Pink for all by Mirror_Lake on Flickr.

    WHAT IS THIS BIRD EVEN DOING

    expanding. growing more powerful

    14 hours ago
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