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  • 14 years old:I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
  • 17 years old:Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
  • 21 years old:What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
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    Designed by Ekaterina Lukasheva

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    30 Pcs

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    If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

    Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

    Except in the universe where it does

    i’m having an aneurysm

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    I was nominated for the ice bucket challenge; screw that.

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    Last night I found the "Fursona Generator" thanks to some Tumblr friends. I clicked through a few times and was laughing with tears streaming down my face.

    My sense of humor is a bit warped.
    Here are a few of the ones I got right away. Just super quick sketches— I needed to do something fun. I need to go back and hit it again for more inspiration later on.

    My fursona is
    "tiny black lizard. a small raincloud follows it everywhere. it is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen"

    "bright pink and yellow sloth. it dresses like a pinup girl. it wears a neutral milk hotel t-shirt with red fishnets and nothing else."
    Post-avant is that you

    "floral snake. it glows softly and gently- evidence of a heavenly being. it wears incredibly large and impractical sunglasses."

    manic pixie dream snake

    "glossy pink kangaroo. it wears a maid outfit. it has a thick beard."

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    sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

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    into battle

    I’ll be there as bassoon as I can

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    I’ve been at this godforsaken school for what will be three years and I can’t figure out where half of my classes are we’re like half the size of a high school this is ridiculous

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    Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

    Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.